Comment on Grand Entrance by Ben Brown

Ben Brown — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 09:41:06 +0000

Fuckin funny shit Ben!

Comment on About by Ben Hutchings

Ben Hutchings — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 00:45:34 +0000

Thanks heaps Aaron! It may yet see it’s way to becoming an episode.

Comment on About by Aaron

Aaron — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 15:22:16 +0000

I’m from Fife in Scotland, but lets face it drunk bloke stories work anywhere, so I thought you’d like this one. I mean, there’s piss and violence in it, so what’s not to like? Some years ago, I went to the pub with my mates, as you do. The evening was going swimmingly well and I decided it was time for a piss. The toilets were upstairs in the pub and were tiny compared to the actual requirements for piss-space of the rather large bar downstairs. The pisser was always jam-packed. The urinal along the wall was elbow to elbow, but there was enough space for me to stand back a bit and piss between two blokes who were already draining themselves. Both of these guys were hammered and didn’t notice me start to piss in the trough between them. Now, being a bit pissed, I thought it would be a good idea to see how far back I could get and still hit the urinal between these two fellow drunkards and inevitably, I managed to piss down the back of the one on my right’s legs. Fortunately for me, he was so drunk, he didn’t notice I’d done it and thought he’d pissed down his own leg. He happily made his way back to the bar, piss-soaked and with his cock out. Like a total cunt, I couldn’t stop laughing and sniggered my way through the tale when I got back to my mates. Ho ho! We watched in painful mirth as the bouncers noticed the piss soaked bearer of exposed genitalia and dragged the poor bastard out into the street for a swift kicking. We all stopped laughing when it looked like he was bleeding from the testicles. I think they called an ambulance. A few weeks later, slightly less drunk, I accidentally (this time) pissed on the same bloke. He looked round. Looked me up and down. I started to apologise and he left the pub – cock zipped up this time. Never seen him since. I felt like a complete turd.

Comment on Adam, the Slightly Mental by Ben Grow

Ben Grow — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 00:10:24 +0000

Stay cool homey because EYE am ur fan.

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